Congratulations on your New Office, E.B.!

Dear Electronic Neighbor Who Has Moved into a Spiff New Office,
Surprise!!! I planned a party. All your other e-neighbors are on the way.

Ribbon Cutting
These are just the people who came in from the street, looking for the trays of free sandwiches. No worries; they will wait indefinitely, so long as you show them where the bathroom is. The platinum blonde says, don't worry about the scissors for the ribbon: she's got it handled. The guy on the right is one of the caterers. He needs to borrow some Desenex powder if you have any.

Music
We should have a band. Unfortunately, we ran out of budget, so it's a one-man band. Don't worry, he auditioned first. And he swore he'd wear a tube top. Three of them, even. And two bow ties.

Dear kick-ass, honored e-neighbor, I know you will show up in equally kick-ass shoes, making sure everybody remains high in the instep.

Catering
Then the food. Scrumptious, healthy, and a secret stash of martinis in the records room. Just for the hostess and honoree your colleagues. I think the waterpot is a bit tacky. But then somebody will bring you an office rubber plant, and you can use the sprinkler!!!

With luck, the biggest weiner ever will not show up. Otherwise, those gladiator heels are going to get a workout.

Guest List
Everybody needs referrals. That's why I invited your colleagues, so you could network at the shindig.
Surely you remember Faccia da Culo, M.D., the well-known raconteur? He's now the head of the licensing board. We'll be very careful with Cheeky. We wouldn't want anything to go wrong.

With all this goodwill, surely business will go on much more splendidly. New clients daily.

Congratulations!!! 
Best Wishes on Your New Place!!!!!  

The good food was from edible arrangements dot com. One photo is from a Ripley's believe it or not convention. One is from dead insect co. I forget where the other pictures came from, but NOT from edible arrangements.